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Cards Demotivational Poster


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


TAGS: game death cards think again
Rating: 4.79/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:21 pm
Golden! shared on fb
gas - December 8, 2011, 12:21 pm
..keep picking card5
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 10:26 am
There should be a heavy metal song about this m/om/


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm

20 Something -

POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....


TAGS: poker cards life bluff
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heh, heh heh. You funny guy! ;)
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:27 pm
Ice, I raise you a pair of TV towers...right up your ace!...been waiting all day for that, pumpkin
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:18 pm
Awwww, I feel special. Mooooooooooooooo will be dreaming of me even in a drunken stupor. Time to get over that obsession of yours cupcake. OBTW, go ahead & raise on the pair of deuces.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
That's my plan for tonight....Hope you guys have fun jerking each other off while I get drunk and win big..LOL!...yeah, I'm talking to you ICEMAN.

HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.

POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

FOR EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE - there's mastercard

STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.

TAGS: storm trooper cards poker
Rating: 3.89/5

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DreMagnum - March 16, 2010, 8:58 pm
Or the fact that an IP can only vote once on each poster. And yes you can vote on your own.
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 8:55 pm
Can you vote on your stuff? Is that within the rules? What stops me from repeat voting on others posters? Honor system?
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:03 pm
hey hey...the whole gangs here!!
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 5:20 pm
And it's like Phydeaux's family is playing! :)
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 5:20 pm
It made me laugh!
SgtRock - March 16, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whoever approved this, thanks. I didn't think it would be funny enough to post


TAGS: life cards
Rating: 3.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 10:26 am
Wow ron, that was actually motivational. Course, now I want to slit my wrists with playing cards...
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 7:23 pm
than that, I mean
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 7:22 pm
Yup, that's how it goes. That's about the time I stopped playing, when I moved out of Seattle. Guess a little longer...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
I don't tolerate whiners or crybabies...If you can't afford to lose...you should stay at home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 7:19 pm
11 years of weekly poker. The "craze" only increased the number of douchebags I had to throw out of my game.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
Oh, I'm aware of that, my friend. I was playing, as I'm sure you were, long before the game became all the rage with Texas Hold 'Em and ESPN.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 6:49 pm
No offense buddy, but the game you describe is little girl poker. Wild cards are for old women. FYI I started drinking early today and the "sarcastic a**hole" stage is upon me right now.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
Weeellll... It's all I get, seems. Real poor hand with 7 card double draw, deuces, 1 eyed jacks and suicide kings wild.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 6:20 pm
you're a fan of the "dead man's hand" Haar?
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
Aces and Eights, Aces and Eights.

RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces

FATE - I played poker with a deck of Tarot cards once. I got a full house and everyone died. -Steven Wright

TAGS: fate tarot cards
Rating: 4.31/5

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Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 5:06 pm

TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right.

TAGS: cards games time bored
Rating: 3.43/5

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omeganeep - October 13, 2009, 8:54 pm
epic fail if it fell

SPARE TIME - Some people just have toooooo much.

TAGS: spare time cards much people
Rating: 3.37/5
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:09 pm
It's been a while since it's been said, but anonymous posters usually get 1L. So please let us know who you are next time.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am

ACCOMPLISHMENTS - Some men devote their lives to achieving the near impossible. Others set their sights much, much lower.


TAGS: sick clean internet cards guests
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - February 2, 2013, 11:18 am
hehehe...good idea...not that I encourage laziness ;)


TAGS: christmas cards
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ozbad - June 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
It puts the lotion on it's skin ..

Credit Cards -

SAVE UNO - I don't give a crap about education but I LOVE that GAME!

TAGS: uno cards protest demonstration humor
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:11 pm
2nd good chuckle of the day! Usually give a 5L only to the first but hungover this morning so...5L for everyone! (GaryO's buying).


TAGS: reason cards season internet pc
Rating: 3.73/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:56 am
Merry ChristmaHannuKwanzaa-dan! PC Bastards. It's Merry f in Christmas!
pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:41 am
someone tried to make it taboo because it has the word 'hell' in it
rerun - November 26, 2010, 6:04 pm

soon it will be taboo to even say hello.
jameswnash - November 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
Happy Chrishanukwan!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 9:19 am

ain't that the truth.....

CREDIT CARDS - Letting you buy stupid crap you don't need with money you don't have (and ripping you off for 18%)

TAGS: cards credit money debt funny
Rating: 3.22/5

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Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
You are right on the ball there.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 5:42 pm
I like when Derek comments... it's like my logic decided to walk away with a barely relevant parting sh**.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
...only if you're too slack to pay the minimum
me - October 7, 2008, 5:45 am
aint that the truth...

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WEDDING DAY! - Too bad no one likes your husband.

KAMTSJATKA - is that a country?

TAGS: risk full house boris card cards poker fun
Rating: 1.66/5

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Jmac0585 - May 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Frenchise - It's Risk, dummy.
Gezundheit - September 10, 2008, 11:40 pm
Oh, I thought you sneezed
Frenchise - June 4, 2008, 2:38 pm
it is on very old Dutch Stratego biaaatch! its pwwnn epic ***bs! well, ok not epic ***bs, but it sure pwns a loooooot!

Poker -

TAGS: poker gun cards flush western
Rating: 5/5

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Preacher Man - March 23, 2015, 11:29 pm
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

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